So they want to make a movie out of hit iPhone app game Angry Birds. You know what,I think this is just a great idea, I mean why not, in an age when movies like Cats vs. Dog and Piranha 3D can put butts in seats, I don’t see why we can’t make a full length feature film about birds fighting pigs. And after all, we know how well previous thinly-plotted video game movies have done. I mean look at the accolades that Mario Brothers Movie (Rotten Tomatoes rating 14%) drew, or what about the Academy nominations that Mark Wahlberg drew for Max Payne.
Hey, and why stop with Angry Birds?! Lady AppApp is ready to get in on this game and has been busy writing screenplays for some equally ludicrous app movies:

(Fruit Ninja) – The Movie
After his honorable sensei was slain by a soured sour plum one ninja will fight his way across Japan, destroying any orange, watermelon or lemon that crosses his path, in order to chop down the fatal plum tree and avenge his master’s death.
(Fat Booth) – The Movie
When vain teenage cheerleader Melissa, played by America’s Sweetheart Taylor Swift, pushes her fat goth classmate out of the way to take her turn in the carnival photobooth she never expects her to use her Wiccan powers to cast a spell that will make Melissa feel just as much an outcast. In the grand tradition of Tom Hanks’ BIG, Melissa enters the booth 110 lbs and leaves 220 and must make a soul searching journey to learn how to live in her new body and find the photobooth that changed her.
(Doodle Jump) – The Movie
12-year-old Paul is constantly finding himself in school detention for doodling and daydreaming but when a whimsical new art teacher gives him a magical pencil he finds himself in more trouble than ever. Sucked into the pages of his own sketchbook Paul must fight his own 3-eyed snowmen and evil robot creations and use the magical pencil and all of his imagination to escape.
(Hipstamatic) -The Movie
Photographer Lon Sterling is famous for his crisp black and whites and stark photos but when the magazines stop picking up his images he falls into an inspirational rut he cannot escape. But when he stumbles across manic pixie dream girl Holga, played by the lovable Zooey Deschanel, in a vintage camera shop in Williamsburg she teaches him the beauty of life’s imperfections as seen through the lenses of Leica and Lomo.