Sheldon: There is an app for that from Andras Horvath on Vimeo.

I’d love to hear comments from restaurants or bars who have actually experienced this phenomenon of a-hole customers digging up obscure drink references on their phones. I suppose as long as bar tenders are equally as technologically equipped, it’s a fair fight. Heck they should enjoy it while it lasts, soon their bar jobs will be replaced with friendly robots who don’t need tips and always keep the beer nuts flowing.

Laugh all you want at the iPogo and Sesame Street’s Apple indoctrination of America’s children, but all these apps do in fact exist:

Want to comb your cat
 Caring For Your Cat by App Warrior

If you have to fix a flat
 Fixing Bike Flats by Amateur Athlete Store

Need a word that rhymes with gnat
 Rhyme Now by Kenn Nesbitt

Or a place to hang your hat
 IKEA Catalogue by Inter IKEA 

Got a chimp who likes to chat
 Toy Monkey by Azimuth Entertainment Inc.

If your butter needs a pat
 iButterToast by Freedom Hobby 

If you need to ratatatat
 Green Cymbals by Rocket Hippo

Got to practice singing scat
 Ella Elephant Scats Like That by Fusion Creative Studios 

Want to meet a boy name matt
 Grindr by Nearby Buddy Finder  

Count to ten in no time flat
 CountApp by Mystic Coders

So they want to make a movie out of hit iPhone app game Angry Birds. You know what,I think this is just a great idea, I mean why not, in an age when movies like Cats vs. Dog and Piranha 3D can put butts in seats, I don’t see why we can’t make a full length feature film about birds fighting pigs. And after all, we know how well previous thinly-plotted video game movies have done. I mean look at the accolades that Mario Brothers Movie (Rotten Tomatoes rating 14%) drew, or what about the Academy nominations that Mark Wahlberg drew for Max Payne.

Hey, and why stop with Angry Birds?! Lady AppApp is ready to get in on this game and has been busy writing screenplays for some equally ludicrous app movies:

 (Fruit Ninja) – The Movie

After his honorable sensei was slain by a soured sour plum one ninja will fight his way across Japan, destroying any orange, watermelon or lemon that crosses his path, in order to chop down the fatal plum tree and avenge his master’s death.

 (Fat Booth) – The Movie 

When vain teenage cheerleader Melissa, played by America’s Sweetheart Taylor Swift, pushes her fat goth classmate out of the way to take her turn in the carnival photobooth she never expects her to use her Wiccan powers to cast a spell that will make Melissa feel just as much an outcast. In the grand tradition of Tom Hanks’ BIG, Melissa enters the booth 110 lbs and leaves 220 and must make a soul searching journey to learn how to live in her new body and find the photobooth that changed her.

 (Doodle Jump) – The Movie

12-year-old Paul is constantly finding himself in school detention for doodling and daydreaming but when a whimsical new art teacher gives him a magical pencil he finds himself in more trouble than ever. Sucked into the pages of his own sketchbook Paul must fight his own 3-eyed snowmen and evil robot creations and use the magical pencil and all of his imagination to escape.

 (Hipstamatic) -The Movie

Photographer Lon Sterling is famous for his crisp black and whites and stark photos but when the magazines stop picking up his images he falls into an inspirational rut he cannot escape. But when he stumbles across manic pixie dream girl Holga, played by the lovable Zooey Deschanel, in a vintage camera shop in Williamsburg she teaches him the beauty of life’s imperfections as seen through the lenses of Leica and Lomo.

Ryan uses his iPhone to show off the “final word in social networking.” WOOF